Short people and long showers.

Alright, after yesterdays heavy deep and real post, I think it is time for a less emotional post. At least less emotional for you. For me it is very emotional. Very.

So.. Some people might consider me short. Okay the majority of people consider me short... even my short guy friends make fun of me for being short.

I also take very long showers. Well not ridiculously long, like somewhere around 20, 25 minute showers. I know I kill the environment and waste water and I actually do feel really bad about it, but here's the thing, when I started trying to take shorter showers, I wasn't getting all the shampoo and conditioner out of my hair.  So I started thinking, okay maybe I do have to take this length of showers to get all of the stuff out of my hair, but... why? I have friends that have just as long hair as me and they don't have to worry about taking long showers... so what is it?

Then it struck me-they're all taller than me.

I know what you're thinking, okay... Um.. what does that have to do with anything? But here's the thing. Taller=closer to the shower head=more pressure on your head and hair=your shampoo and conditioner comes out a LOT quicker.

So I uncovered it. The long shower/short people problem.

For us short people, maybe we should start bringing a stepping stool into the shower, or we could all buy those removable shower heads? I don't know, but the most important thing is, short people are not just self centered and just take long showers for the heck of it. We actually have a reason.

So I know this is like nothing compared to the last post, and for everyone who missed it, I beg of you to go read it, but it's been bothering me for a while.

Just remember kids, next time your short friend takes a long shower, don't yell at them for it. And from now on, us short people will try and come up with a way to become taller. Or just take shorter showers... We can form an alliance! Like Short People for Short Showers! And... yeah.. okay hoped you enjoyed it!